I was Used for Sex!

When I first figured it out I was like, "That bitch! She totally broke my heart!" Then I thought about it. If she had just followed the rules for for hot lusty hook ups then a lot of the bullshit I have gone through could and would have been avoided. See the first thing is she told me she was single, I even questioned that and she assured me she was. Then she dropped the l-bomb and got all emotionally close and attached. Then I allowed myself to get all emotionally attached when if she would have just been all straight up ( no pun intended) about just finding me completely fuckable I would have be flattered and NEVER EVER allowed myself to get emotionally close. I would have never allowed myself to entertain the thought of a future and a little family together, NEVER.

See had I known it for what it was, things would have been so much different. I would have been having a lot more fun, that's for damn sure. I definitely wouldn't have wasted time by the small getting to know you bullshit, it would have been nothing but hot, lusty sex. Or even better hot, lusty, SECRET, sex.... So for those who don't know the rules, or just need a little refresher, these are the rules if you just want to hook up but have no intention of taking it further than sex.

1. Don't talk about a relationship
2. Don't talk about a future together
3. DO NOT EVER SAY THE L WORD
4. If you are with someone already be honest about it (it lets the other person know why they have to keep it on the down low)
5. Don't let the other person be lead to believe it could be more than it is, if it's just sex, than say that ( that so keeps feelings from getting hurt and or involved)
6. Don't tell me about your day, your hopes, your dreams, your wants unless it's what you want me to do to you in bed (or the kitchen floor, or outside at night, whatever floats your boat)
7. If you do develop feelings keep them to yourself, especially if you are with someone else still
8. Don't tell me about your partner, or bitch about your life, we aren't dating, we are just have sex, you have a partner to bitch to, I am not that person
9. If you want to cheat on your partner with me, hey that's your deal, not mine but it would be nice to know that they do exist but that should be the only time you mention them (I know kind of the same as number 4 but I don't' care about the cheating part, I'm not with you so you're not cheating on me)
10. We can have some great, sneaky, kinky, lusty, times but only if you can follow the rules and just take that moment for what it was and don't try to make anything more than it is out of it.

If you aren't going to leave your partner, don't let me think you want to be with me for more than just sex. DON'T LIE TO ME ABOUT IT. Maybe down the road we could be friends but really that would be awkward, having to be around your partner and pretend that I didn't just have his girlfriend wetter than a garden hose on full blast just the night before. I didn't want a relationship, or any of the bullshit that comes with it. I just fell for all the pretty words and emotions getting thrown at me. This way, I get all the great hot sex and none of the bitching, moaning everyday relationship bullshit that comes with it. I don't have to remember stupid anniversaries or your random family members names, I just get to have good times with you. I don't get to be the one the pisses you off because I didn't do this or that, I get to be the one that makes you cum until your knees shake and you don't think you can handle anymore. So to bring this back around to the first sentence, at first I was a little pissed and kind of hurt, then my ego kicked in and I was like, fuck yeah, I was used for sex, that's hot.

So if you think you can follow the rules then it's game on.